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December 14, 2002

My Resident Art Department

I'm going to have to be careful about what I say in front of Alex. He's so quick with PhotoShop that he can whip things up things quicker than I could sketch them on a napkin. We were watching TV a few weeks ago when a Chia Pet commercial came on as part of the annual let's-buy-crap-no-one-needs-to-celebrate-Jesus season. Offhandedly, I wished aloud for a Chia version of our president. Within minutes, he had created an ad for the product of my whim. Now, if only this creative force could be channeled for the good of humanity!