June 19, 2007

Remembrance of Things Pasta

There are three kinds of people in the world: phone people, email people, and village people who live simple lives in the Third World without ever having heard a ringtone. Me, I'm an email guy. I'm in constant touch with lots of people by mail and mostly use the phone to say no to political push-poll takers.

So last night we went to dinner at a friend's house. All communication about the meal was done by mail. Here's the condensed version that took place over a 24 hour period:

Him: Interested in coming over around 6 PM tomorrow for dinner?
Me: Love to. What can we bring?
Him: Excellent. How about a dessert?
Can you and June both do a pasta dish that contains olives, sun-dried
tomatoes, and artichokes?
Me: We can indeed. See you then!

Now, like most human communications, there might be some ambiguity here.

Look over the transcript and tell me what you would have done in my place:

A) Brought a dessert and assumed that the pasta part was left over from an earlier draft of the note
B) Brought a dessert and a pasta dish while puzzling over how specific the requested ingredients were and enjoying our friend's apparent vision of June and I laboring together over its creation.
C) Picked up the phone and asked for clarity just to make sure.

Choose your answer and then read the first comment to see what happened.

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At 6:48 PM, Bernie Dodge said...

My response was B, though the correct response was A. Or maybe C but that's like stopping to ask for directions.

Turns out that when Donn said "Can you and June do a pasta dish that contains olives, sun-dried tomatoes, and artichokes? what he meant by DO was "Can you stomach eating a dish with such exotic ingredients?" Silly me, I'd assumed that doing a dish meant cooking it.

So we had two large platters of pasta in front of us at the table last night, accompanied by some great baked chicken. It was like an episode of Iron Chef. Not sure who won.

At 2:16 PM, janice said...

Funny! I would have chosen B also. It seems safer. At least you had both a main course and a dessert to eat!



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